i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole
oh my sweet lord.
i can never take anything seriously ever again.
(Source: lordofthefangirls)
scientists have figured out how to bring back dinosaurs
someone is building an exact recreation of the titanic
2013 is not gonna go well
that sounds like the beginning of an episode of doctor who
actually it sounds like two episodes at once
I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all
do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post
I couldn’t help myself.
I ALMOST PISSED MYSELF
(Source: my-heart-shaped-sunglasses)
- Doctor Who fandom: WE ALL SHOULD EAT FISH FINGERS AND CUSTARD, SOUFFLÉS, AND JAMMY DODGERS JUST LIKE ON THE SHOW!
- Supernatural fandom: Pie and whiskey over here!
- Sherlock fandom: Just tea for me thanks.
- Hannibal fandom: we would like to have you all for dinner
please dont sit right next to me while im on the computer that is just not happening
